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released December 17, 2014

Brodown are Pat BroKenna, Lebro Lionheart and Josh Bro'Riley.
All songs written by those dinguses.

Recorded by Danny Brickwell at Old Mate Studios.
Mixed by Danny Brickwell.
Mastered by Jacob Munnery at Clockwork Audio Mastering.
One-Pack appears on the 2015 album "What Could Possibligh
Go Wrong?"

Artwork by Blimpage Design.



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BRODOWN Melbourne, Australia

Remember that band you're about to love? Brodown do. Because they are that band.

Brodown also have fond memories of all the bands they loved – bands dead and gone, memories begging to be dug up and pissed all over. And boy, do Brodown achieve that.

Energy, passion and fun are what Brodown is made of. They rock short and hard, and then they go to Subway and get a Russian sub. You're invited.
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Track Name: One-Pack
You got out a six-pack and like a champ you passed it ‘round
There’s just one beer left and you don’t wanna let the team down
Put it to your lips and you take a big sip from the one-pack

It’s your sacred duty, so drink it with your head held high
It’s not always fun but nobody wants to be That Guy
Wait, who put these rings in the fucken bin?
Track Name: I'm Not Welcome at Christmas Anymore
I got drunk last Christmas
And dressed up as Saint Nick
I took off my pants when I started to dance
And told my aunty she could suck my dick

Well I'm not welcome at Christmas anymore

I got stoned last Christmas
Another wake and bake
I started to green out and needed a clean out
And threw up all over the Christmas cake

Well I'm not welcome at Christmas anymore

I took shrooms last Christmas
But it got worse than that
Gave some to my cousin, and while he was buzzin'
He grabbed a machete, tried to kill the cat

Well he's not welcome at Christmas anymore

I'll get drunk next Christmas
And stay drunk till New Years
'Cause family and friends will be there till the end
But what's the point in family if you can't drink beers?

Well I'm not welcome at Christmas anymore