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I'm Not Welcome at Christmas Anymore

from One​-​Pack by BRODOWN

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    What's the best way to make sure that your band becomes as popular as possible without anyone noticing that you're actually terrible? Release your music on obsolete media! That way people will know that you're super hip, but there's no chance they'll ever be able to actually hear your tunes!

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lyrics

I got drunk last Christmas
And dressed up as Saint Nick
I took off my pants when I started to dance
And told my aunty she could suck my dick

Well I'm not welcome at Christmas anymore

I got stoned last Christmas
Another wake and bake
I started to green out and needed a clean out
And threw up all over the Christmas cake

Well I'm not welcome at Christmas anymore

I took shrooms last Christmas
But it got worse than that
Gave some to my cousin, and while he was buzzin'
He grabbed a machete, tried to kill the cat

Well he's not welcome at Christmas anymore

I'll get drunk next Christmas
And stay drunk till New Years
'Cause family and friends will be there till the end
But what's the point in family if you can't drink beers?

Well I'm not welcome at Christmas anymore

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from One​-​Pack, released December 17, 2014

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BRODOWN Melbourne, Australia

Brodown might be too loud, but they really are very good boys. Fixtures of Melbourne's punk scene, sure they yell a lot, but with songs about cats and not being an arsehole, it's always for a good cause.

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