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Well he’s been telling the same joke for the last six years
Explains it every time to make the punchline clear
Can’t lend you twenty bucks when you need it the most
But still can afford to buy some smokes
On a long car trip after all the explaining
Pisses every five minutes, never stops complaining
And the soundtrack to this journey really sucks
'Cause he’ll never see a full song out.

‘Cause he’s That Guy
Gets drunk and hits on your girlfriend
Buys Skittles instead of M&M’s
Nobody wants to be That Guy
‘Cause he’s everything you don’t want to be

Never wants to go any place that you suggest
Pulls out of hanging out via SMS
Lets the whole train know what he’s doing tonight
But won’t answer his goddamn phone
It’s only 3PM and he’s pissed and naked
Only one beer left, yeah you know he’ll take it
And when it comes around to going into town, it never is his shout

That Guy
Plays shitty covers of your favourite band
Leaves an empty dunny roll in the can
Nobody wants to be That Guy
‘Cause he’s everything you don’t want to be

That Guy
Takes a selfie everywhere he’s ever been
Returns your white t-shirt, now it’s green
Nobody wants to be That Guy
‘Cause he’s everything you don’t want to be
He’s That Guy


from What Could Possiblye Go Wrong?, released January 16, 2015


tags: punk Melbourne


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BRODOWN Melbourne, Australia

Remember that band you're about to love? Brodown do. Because they are that band.

Brodown also have fond memories of all the bands they loved – bands dead and gone, memories begging to be dug up and pissed all over. And boy, do Brodown achieve that.

Energy, passion and fun are what Brodown is made of. They rock short and hard, and then they go to Subway and get a Russian sub. You're invited.
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