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lyrics

We three young men
The best of friends
We’ll love each other till the end
We love to share
To keep it fair
Still, there’s one thing that breeds despair
It’s the last slice

Someone’s always gonna lose
Even when we order two
I understand the convenience
Of the slicing procedure
But it’s pitting me against my dudes

If sliced by nine
All would be fine
It ain’t that hard to read my mind
Well you don’t need
A maths degree
To know eight don’t divide by three

I see the panic in their eyes
They got plans on my last slice
Well I’m fuckin’ done being nice
Who wants to die?

Someone’s always gonna lose
Even when we order two
I understand the convenience
Of the slicing procedure
But it’s pitting me against my dudes
And someone’s always gonna lose

Tried to be nice
But fuck you guys
My friend, you’re dead to me if you touch that slice!!

Someone’s always gonna lose
Even when we order two
I understand the convenience
Of the slicing procedure
But it’s pitting me against my dudes
And someone’s always gonna lose

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from The Adventures of Brodown and the Mutant Pizza Goblin from Outer Space, released February 16, 2019

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BRODOWN Melbourne, Australia

Brodown might be too loud, but they really are very good boys. Fixtures of Melbourne's punk scene, sure they yell a lot, but with songs about cats and not being an arsehole, it's always for a good cause.

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